I can't say enough how sweet I find it that he was actually considering ways on the fly to hide the fact that I shat the couch LOL, TLDR: Today I fucked up by accidentally falling asleep on a Lindor truffle that I had meant to eat.
The less you make it weird and embarrassing the less weird and embarrassing it will be. I would just thank him and then just ask if he has any questions.
HAVE I SERIOUSLY BEEN SLEEPING SO HARD I SOMEHOW SHAT MYSELF IN MY DAMN SLEEP???!! Sie können Ihre Einstellungen jederzeit ändern. What actually broke me and made me laugh till I was crying?? If you turn it into a deep and meaningful conversation you will end up in cringe town, so let it go knowing you have raised him well. Best to keep things out in the open. This. Was gonna say this. You obviously raised him right! A brief "thank you for being sensible and respectful" and give him $10 and tell him to go get something yummy for himself and his brother. Today I Fucked Up is a community for the dumbass in all of us. Let us make each other feel better about ourselves. Had she, unbeknownst to herself shat the bed, while asleep? And I kinda realize what it must look like. I do wonder what questions, if any, he will have. TIFU by telling my Girlfriend’s Dad that our relationship was in decline and I would be asking his permission to have an affair. Woke up hours later to find that my son found me half naked with my vagina on display and covered me with a blanket to make sure his little brother didn’t see what he saw. Honestly tell him thank you for covering you up. I will. Yeah always smell the brown stuff on your toilet seat to he sure its chocolate before you take a lick. I wonder if a bad laugh from them would sound like, “muahaha”.
When I open my eyes slowly, I saw mom’s one hand was still lifting my brief. WELCOME TO /r/TIFU! ", I swear I could actually hear him becoming silently horrified by the lack of an immediate response from him. 8th July 2019
I will try not to make a big deal out of it. and the relief radiating off him was palatable . So I call out "Don't worry, it's chocolate!" I'd have chosen his husband if i were a girl or gay.
chocolate?? Today I Fucked Up is a community for the dumbass in all of us. Good advice u/Platterpussy. Not to mention, I was sleeping facing the doorway. Come and check it out! Let this be a lesson and reminder to move your furniture once in a while when cleaning/vacuuming. I appreciate it.”. You are raising a thoughtful, compassionate young man and acknowledging his thoughtfulness without making it a huge deal will encourage him to continue to act this way. redditlist helps you find the best parts of reddit.com by bringing you daily rankings and statistics for the most popular subreddits. Press J to jump to the feed. S In every single customer service job I've ever been in, the job has required me to lie to a customer, for reasons ranging from legal liability to making the company more money. Its just a body, laugh about it with him if you can. WTAF WAS THIS?!!?! It will only be made into a huge big deal if it becomes the thing that is never discussed. Let us make each other feel better about ourselves. Lisa A. Romano Breakthrough Life Coach Inc. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. We, my brother and I, had other plans. Oh man, I truly LOL'ed at this one and your husband is a keeper. Press J to jump to the feed. This is super wholesome and reminds me of something we did to our poor mom when we were little. : https://redd.it/dsqe3i TIFU by having the best dream at the wrong time : https://redd.it/ b9q781 TIFU by telling my girlfriend I knew she cheated on me: https://redd.it/ auoxin#reddit #Askreddit #iAmA #tifu #best aus oder wählen Sie 'Einstellungen verwalten', um weitere Informationen zu erhalten und eine Auswahl zu treffen.
Turned around at the bathroom mirror and there is just brown smeared ALL OVER MY BACK, ASS, AND THIGHS . Today I Fucked Up is a community for the dumbass in all of us.
Our father got us kids out of bed and told us, like always, to be quiet because "Mama is sleeping"... After he made us breakfast, he told us to brush our teeth and ready to visit our grandma, where our mother would then meet us in the afternoon, when she had gotten some sleep. Her mum comes in, in the middle of the night, to put Easter eggs at the end of the bed. Click the subreddit title to visit, or open a subreddit's info panel for more options. This happened last week on Saturday, because Saturday and Sunday is my father’s custody time for me. definitely a keeper. Für nähere Informationen zur Nutzung Ihrer Daten lesen Sie bitte unsere Datenschutzerklärung und Cookie-Richtlinie. (Some dry heaving ensued accompanying this thought). As she sets them down, I roll over and kick them all onto the floor, which makes her swear out loud, which wakes me up. TIFU by falling asleep on the couch after taking a shower. You make that mistake exactly one time, then never again. Author admin Posted on April 21, 2020 Categories Funny Tags accident, fail, mistake, Reddit, ridiculous, technology, tifu Leave a comment on Dude Drops Phone Behind Couch, Arm Gets Stuck, Accidentally Calls 911 Customer Accidentally Ghosts Lunch Order, Makes Good On It Days Later
Thank you for covering your mother’s kitten so that your brother wouldn’t see. Throwaway account, because I don’t want to become a notorious couch fucker on reddit. He must have been so embarrassed. Hope you don’t mind. I would literally just say “thank you for what you did this morning” and let it go. Dies geschieht in Ihren Datenschutzeinstellungen.
No I am NOT ok. TIFU By Letting The Kid I Was Babysitting Make Her Own Macaroni And Cheese And She Burnt Several Thousand Dollars 8th July 2019; TIFU And Had Sloppy Drunk Sex With My Best Friend’s Little Sister 8th July 2019; TIFU By Fucking My Dad’s Couch 8th July 2019; TIFU By Shitting On My Boyfriend’s During Vaginal Intercourse. That’s a good man right there. At the same time though, I am extremely proud of him for the way he handled the situation, especially for a 14 year old. This, in turn, makes me feel deeply embarrassed. I immediately went to have a shower then went downstairs into the lounge to lay on the sofa watching TV in my towel. I hope it didn’t traumatise him too badly. I'm having a seriously concerning crisis moment of wondering WTAF is wrong with me!! Daten über Ihr Gerät und Ihre Internetverbindung, darunter Ihre IP-Adresse, Such- und Browsingaktivität bei Ihrer Nutzung der Websites und Apps von Verizon Media. New; 12:17 We all have those moments where we do something … No. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Recommended for you TIFU by being honest with a customer about why their rates went up. M This happened last month during a staycation in the U.K. with my (25M) girlfriend’s (25F) family. Agreed! he was more preoccupied with making her feel better than disgusted or horrified at the shatted couch. Reassure him that without our clothes on, everyone looks just the same and that when people live together, eventually someone is going to see someone naked. You have a good son, thank him for being caring and compassionate. Her husband is such a gentleman. Ever! By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Cookies help us deliver our Services. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. Cue a few hours later, when our mom woke up, walked past the ginormous mirror in the bedroom dresser and shrieked in horror, when she found her nightie CAKED in dried brown gunk. You’re absolutely right. One time I was at my uncle's house and noticed a streak of brown right at the back of the toilet seat, and I thought I was lucky enough to get some chocolate he had missed earlier.
We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. Post flair is created and set by subreddits to further define their content.RedditList gathers this flair to help you find content that best matches your interests. TIFU by realizing a girl had the most obvious lesbian crush on me 5 years too late S I (F, now 22) used to be acquainted with another girl my age (we were both about 17 at the time), it was a typical friend-of-a-friend situation. Looking for AskReddit Content? WELCOME TO /r/TIFU! Press J to jump to the feed. Yahoo ist Teil von Verizon Media. User name checks out. Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it.
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